EMINEMTHEORY

“The letter M and N”

The letter M and N are exactly in the middle of different alphabets.. There are 11 letters from A to M and 11 letters from N to Omega for the Greek alphabet, 12 letters from A to M and 12 letters from N to Z for the English alphabet, 12 letters from A to M and 12 letters from N to Zeta for the Italian, 12 letters from A to M and 12 letters from N to Zed for the French, 12 letters from A to M and 12 letters from N to Zeh for the Portugese,14 letters from A to M and 14 letters from N to Tsett for the German, 15 from A to M and 15 letters from N to E for the Islandic alfabet. At Spanish alphabet that disposes of a a double n (n and ñ ), MNÑ are in the middle.. Now try to substitute- in words and names- the M with the N and the vice versa and you will see how horrible that universe is. Miltos Manetas, becomes Niltos Nanetas – an unlucky person, Mai Ueda is now Nai Ueda, the city of New York is "Mew York", successful Miuccia Prada, becomes Niuccia Prada and the famous singer Eminem, becomes Enimen- the “any man”. New becomes "mew", Never a "mever", Nicola a "Micola", IBM an "IBN". There are of course names and words that do not have an M or an N. Can't these concepts turn to "Compcets"? Is "APPLE" a monolithic APPLE? What happens to the side of the universe that doesn't have a correspondent UMIVERSE? It's also curious that Neen-with its two "N", becomes a MEEM and that a Meme becomes a Nene.

Neen Theories, Miltos Manetas, Los Angeles, 2002